Sunday, August 06, 2006

Leviathan Fuckin' Smiles

Due to backaches, road agents and other various cocksuckers, I’ve been unable to post recently. To make amends, I’d like to present this post written entirely in haiku.

In the early morn’
letters in papers appear
great man takes umbrage

Jane’s a floor sleeper
Joanie kissed her last night but
did they do it, too?

Be they lesbians?
God, libby* really hopes so
We shall wait and see

Fuck yerself with a
Fist punch up the ass today
Ha ha ha ha ha

Steve’s an utter ass
Harp and fuckin’ criticize
his last fuckin’ time

Once again I’m shown
my lack of history smarts
the Earps are in town?

As a journalist
Less majestically neutral
Merrick shits his pants

Ice water dousing
Dread the prospect indeed sir
Langrishe’s voo-doo

Cy Tolliver is
A sneaky, slimy bastard
Why didn’t he die?

Actors all around
Where’s their storyline going
I would like to know

Nigger General knows
Life is hard for a black man
Hard for horses too

Tools left in the store
Like an interrupted shit
Younger Earp is dumb

Poor Aunt Lou begs Hearst
Odell has her so worried
she’s superstitious

Hearst-ass oh my god
breath sir deeply, hungerly
Christ what a charade

Leviathan waits
We wonder what it means and
Steve’s covered in grits

*mutual friend, not on show.

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