Saturday, July 08, 2006

Hitch up your wagon, Missy!

Hey, we still have about two-thirds of the summer ahead of us, right? Let's take a road trip! To Deadwood, my good lady! To add to the authenticity, we could do the whole thing by horse-drawn wagon. And if we were lucky, we wouldn't be massacred by Indians, like Sofia's family was. (If we were truly lucky, I suppose, we'd survive and be adopted by a gold rush queen like Alma Ellsworth.)

Before you say yes or no, dear Hooz, check out this article from MSNBC. We could stay in the hotel Seth Bullock built - I hope there's a pool - or check out the other Bullock properties in town, and maybe come back with a "I went to Deadwood and all I got was this cocksuckin' t-shirt" souvenir.

We could tour the gold mines and walk through the tunnels. We could hang out where Wild Bill was killed. And check out the gravesites of Wild Bill, Calamity Jane, and Seth Bullock. You know - fun stuff! Could we at least go the Deadwood Social Club and ask why they serve upscale Italian cuisine? I'd want some Aunt Lou food, man! I might even settle for some of Richardson's menu - and would even leave him some table scraps to eat.

Well, think about it. Fall will be here before you know it.


Blogger ah said...

I am so there! Think they serve vegetarian options?

2:43 PM  
Blogger Ian C. said...

Canned peaches are vegetarian-friendly, no?

6:41 PM  

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